Just for Grins

[artsnimages]

Last month, the Easton Star Democrat in Maryland ran the following in Their personal ad section:


SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, race unimportant.
I’m a very good-looking girl who LOVES to play,
Take long walks in the woods, hunting, camping, fishing trips
And cozy winter nights by the fire.

I really LIKE a man with a pickup truck.
A candlelight dinner will have me eating out of your hand.
I’ll be at the front door when you get home from work
wearing only what nature gave me.

Rub me the right way and watch me respond.
Kiss me and I’m yours.

Call 410-555-1212 and ask for Daisy.

According to Les Levitra, editor, over
3,000 men found themselves talking to the
County Humane Society about an 8-week old
Black Labrador retriever.

Please, fix your pet so they don’t have to advertise!!!